martython 

A marathon in which the runner passes his hotel at about the twenty-third mile and thinks to himself, "I've had enough; I could catch a shower and maybe even get an early flight home," and veers off the course and stops.

John: How did Marty do in his marathon today?
Pat: He turned it into a Martython. He was a little tired as he passed the Holiday Inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.

martython by THW November 14, 2011

Maryjoy 

This is a nice kind lady with respectable values.She is humble even though she has much.She loves all no matter what.She does not complement her self to other people.She is beautifull in every aspect.She moves the world with her smile.She is all a man could ask for.Wish for your MaryJoy

Man! my girl is so beat up...I wish I had a MaryJoy

Maryjoy by 14269217122 June 3, 2017

Bradley Martyn 

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.

Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights

Bradley Martyn by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020

martyr 

1- Person who suffers or dies for a belief, idea or cause.
2-(Figuratively) Person who suffers mistreatment
3-/u/Holofan4life

Despite reddit admin's current opression and censorship on loli content, Holofan4life rose up and was unjustly permanently banned. Loved by all, his ban has brought much distraught to the community. He has indeed become a true martyr.

martyr by Friendly Snow Elf February 9, 2019

Martywhickered 

The practice of deception by hiding important evidence, information, or creating false statements to futher ones career without being caught. To knowingly undermine set professional standards to further ones career, on the back of innocent people. Useful tool of lawyers, politicans, accountants or anyone trying to get the edge over people.

An illegal and unethical act of conducting issues of trust and legal proceedings. Maybe punishable by legal remedies if caught doing it.

A tool for people in position of power, authority, or trust to conduct a form of fraudlant practices to futher ones hidden agenda.

1.The fire marshal MartyWhickered me resulting in a loss of property and Liberty.
2.After the Krispy Kreme debacle we thought we MartyWhickered the courts only to find out that the SBI Martwhickered, the Marty Whicker.
3. The NC State employee's refused the polygraph then refused to prosecute on libel and slander, they MartyWhickered today, tomorrow they have to answer to the Feds.

Martywhickered by igotjikes May 9, 2010

Wal-Martyred 

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.

hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

Wal-Martyred by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2009

Maryjayne

You’ll fall her for brown eyes beaming and her curly blonde hair glowing in the sunset. You’ll fall in love with her laugh, her jokes, the smell of her cologne. Her suave and proud full weigh on her shoulders isn’t difficult to see. She’s hurt. She’s loved. She’s lost. She has been abused by everyone she’s ever known. Including you. You’ll never forget how you mistreated her or how warm her cuddles were, how endless her passion and support were, and how she’d go through anything for you. Her light, her love, her beauty can save anyone’s life. If you find yourself meeting a Maryjayne, cherish every moment and spoil her like the angel she is.

I can’t believe how stunning Maryjayne is.

Maryjayne by PuffiestPixies November 22, 2018