tyrell martinson 

an underrated content creator who deserves the whole world

is also known as a blondeslut mwah

"have you seen tyrell martinson's new video? i love him so much!"

tyrell martinson by tyrellsredbull April 10, 2020

Christian Martinoli 

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

Christian Martinoli by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023

Ivar Martinson 

Ivar haffar bara 05 tjejer

Ivar Martinson likes 05

Ivar Martinson by Hackarn December 11, 2018

Martinocracy 

The term used to identify the ruling of Principal Michael Martin. Usually involves lies, bullying of teachers and students, and constant rambling on announcements with the use of the phrase, "book bag and all." First referenced publicly on the Lil Su song, "No Sleep (Back To School remix)."

Dude I can't wait to go to college, so I can escape the Martinocracy.

Damn bro, I wish there was someone who would step up and overthrow the Martinocracy.

Haha, that rule is just another joke from the folks of the Martinocracy.

Wow a dollar fifty for one diet powerade, just another way for the Martinocracy to take our money.

Martinocracy by CO2012Oxford May 29, 2012

Martinson 

Describing some who is not bout any action and will have his friends take on your beef but then won’t slide for you. Or When you fuck your best friend’s ex.

Yea that bitch ass nigga Bennet is a Martinson Fa sho!

Martinson by LilPhifs December 13, 2022

tate martinson 

Sexiest dude in the world ; so fucking hot, biggest penis ever

Omg he looks like a tate martinson.

tate martinson by c los salad bar October 10, 2017

Todd Martinson 

The act of being the most outstanding person in the room. Most of the time guys dislike him because their women are trying to hook up with him.

Man that party would have been pretty epic last night if Todd Martinson didn't take my lady home.

Todd Martinson by King boogy December 12, 2023