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When a close friend moves in on a buddies girl to have sexual intercoarse with her for his own personal gain, most men or women that 'martindale' are unemployed and spend most of there time in there parents basement lifting weights and webcamming to girls overseas with the webcam on zoom
Alex- "man i can't believe that darryl moved in on my girl after i just broke up with her, i thought we were tight"

Kyle- "Ya dude, he totally martindaled your ass"
by martindaler October 15, 2009