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1. A Dutch name, for both boys and girls.
The typical Marlijn is of average height, likes reading, internet and porn. Marlijn has a really short attention span and is therefore practically doomed when it comes to long term relationships.

2. An Italian slang word for a pizza made of the most awesome ingrediënts you can think of. The Marlijn originates from the word Malandrin, which means smart-ass.
1.

Person 1: 'I've been trying for áges to set Marlijn up with my friends, but she keeps losing his focus after two weeks, it's só annoying!
Person 2: 'I know what you mean, maybe she should start a relationship with her massive collection of Internet porn.

2.
Caller: 'Can I have your most awesome pizza?'
Restaurant Owner: 'Yes, ofcourse, sir! Coming right up!'
Restaurant Owner: 'Antonio, I need three pizza's Salame, and one Marlijn pizza! And hurry it up!'
Marlijn by Dr. Robert Chase September 8, 2011
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Land a Marlin

If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!
When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.
Land a Marlin by B. H. McNultey December 31, 2007
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A Marline is a one hell of a girl she is pretty in the inside and outside . she is there for everyone and she always has a smile even though she is hurting inside .if a Marline ever cries in front of you just know your special because they do everything they can to hide there feelings and have smile on and help others . They always put them selves last . The day Marline puts herself first will be the day she can’t handle it anymore but no matter what she is a good person and funny and good to be around and she has ONE HELL OF AN ATTITUDE . But she is the best . If he is ever your friend be lucky appreciate her.
Do you know a Marline because I heard she is the prettiest girl and a good person
Marline by Marline April 11, 2019

Marlinda 

Marlinda is Beautiful
Marlinda by Kiara Vaux April 4, 2021
Martijn is a great person who is very smart and he has a big penis.
He distracts every girl with his great
music
That martijn has got a penis so huge im jalours. He always distract me with his great music
MARTIJN by HenkDeBaksteen February 27, 2017
An exquisite and extraordinarily beautiful girl descended from the gods. Known to be kind, funny and irresistible to men.

Either

From the Latin: (Marlinus) meaning everlasting diamond amongst mortals

OR
From the Greek: (Marliina) meaning my perfect one
1. Sometimes I wish my girlfriend were more of a Marlina

2. Did you just see that incredible girl? I bet she's a Marlina
Marlina by greenlamp November 22, 2011