Honestly the worst town ever. The whole town consists of soccer moms and Jews. Not to mention the nasty Facebook page. These people are so annoying and cry if their daughter didn’t make the school cheer team. Ugh I hate this town so much and yes unfortunately I live here :(
New neighborhood in Marlboro, nj ; hi I’m Jennifer your new neighborhood.
Petty soccer mom who lives in Marlboro, nj
: ok cool *texts her soccer mom friends
Petty soccer mom who lives in Marlboro, nj
: ok cool *texts her soccer mom friends
by Pineapple52893 March 11, 2019
I live here, so some of you stupid people don't know what you're talking about. We have moderate temperatures and have pretty nice houses. There are a couple of of streets like School Road East. The school district is really good. Great, smart teachers. There really is NOTHING to do!!!!!! Just going to the Freehold Raceway Mall to shop, go to the new dog park, go to the parks, the recreation center, or the library. We have a small plaza with an awesome pizza parlor and a great dim sum place called. We have a senior Living Center, for Senior Citizens to live in when they are older. There are Girl Scouts that are in town. A couple of ttroops, not many. We have many different cultures here. From Chinese to Albainian. We have many religons too. From Christian to Muslim. We are very different. Most people DO come from Brooklyn or New York, They still comute like regular people. Like you. And the girls don't wear fancy or designer stuff. I mean, some girls wear Juicy, but that's as fance or designer as we get in Marlboro. Agree with number 6, the ONLY good defintion of Marlboro. So, shut your stupid, suckish, pig mouths and forget what everyone else says, Marlboro, NJ is a GREAT town!
Guy 1: "Hey, I'm new in Marlboro,NJ. Where's a good place to get some great food here?"
Guy 2: Oh, well there's Crown Palace on Main Street, or Romeo's or Bagel Talk for breakfast.
Guy 1: Oh, thanks. Is there a place for my dog to play off leash in town?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's right near the library, in front of the rec center.
Guy 1: Thanks again. But would you also know where a soccor feild or a park is?
Guy 2: Yeah, there are a bunch everywhere. Near the rec center, or at the schools.
Guy 1: Do you guys have a good school system?
Guy 2: Yep, the schools even have anti-bullying seminars for the children. So, the school would be bully-free!
Guy 1: Okay, thank you so much.
Guy 2: Oh, well there's Crown Palace on Main Street, or Romeo's or Bagel Talk for breakfast.
Guy 1: Oh, thanks. Is there a place for my dog to play off leash in town?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's right near the library, in front of the rec center.
Guy 1: Thanks again. But would you also know where a soccor feild or a park is?
Guy 2: Yeah, there are a bunch everywhere. Near the rec center, or at the schools.
Guy 1: Do you guys have a good school system?
Guy 2: Yep, the schools even have anti-bullying seminars for the children. So, the school would be bully-free!
Guy 1: Okay, thank you so much.
by symbarayluv April 8, 2012
Okay, I'm pretty sure none of you guys with the other definitions live in marlboro, nj. I actually live here and some of the shit you guys say isn't true. Number one, we are all not addicted to blues and do drugs. You can find a group of kids that may smoke weed, but not that much. Also, we don't live off of designer clothing. We all wear normal clothes and you don't get judged for what you wear or what car you drive. Also, not that many people are fake. You may find a couple of people who are fake, but you can get good friends here. Yeah there is a good amount of people who are fake, but you can find good friends around here. Last, the town isn't really bad. It is just kind of boring and nowhere to really hang out, besides wawa, freehold raceway mall, the many dunkin donuts around town, and the rec center. Also, you can't really walk around here. But overall it's not such a bad town.
Man #1: Hey I wanna move to a good town with a good school system in NJ, where should I go?
Man #2: Marlboro, NJ. It has a really good school system and it is a safe town.
Man #2: Marlboro, NJ. It has a really good school system and it is a safe town.
by smdhh997 November 26, 2011