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Markolepsy

Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.

Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
"We wont be getting much done now, he's really suffering from Markolepsy today"
Markolepsy by Michael A A February 7, 2008

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.
Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.
markolepsy by Jason July 31, 2004

Markolepsy

A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.
Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?

Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......

Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!

Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....
Markolepsy by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011

Marcolepsy

A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.
Hey, how was the party last night?

Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.
Marcolepsy by Lauriefishes June 16, 2011

marcolepsy

seizure induced euphoria resulting from experiencing marco, a combining form meaning “happy seizure,” used in describing ultimate awesomeness in this life and the next

Variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcoleptitude
Dude! You're a marcoleptic!

As Dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.

One of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.
marcolepsy by ocramcube February 3, 2010

Marcolepsy

A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.
I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.
Marcolepsy by Ada Shuffle October 5, 2022
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