The most annoying older sister but she is short asf which makes it cute but you hurt her lil sister she will be more then glad to fight a bitch. Dont get on a Maria's bad side just buy her mexican candy and she will love you.
Omg did you know lissett gave maria a bag of mexican candy so she wouldnt kill her ex boyfriend but did it any way?
She never listens
She never listens
by Randomstranger17 March 24, 2017
Maria is introverted and shy, a pure and loving soul. She is quircky, witty and smart. She is sometimes naive because she only wants to see the good in people. She might seem innocent and sweet but, she gets easily carried away by thoughts of intense passion and lust. Once she invites you to her world, you'll find yourself struck by love harder than ever before.
"Yo, your girlfriend is such a 10/10 dude! What's her name?" - Guy 1
"Hah - Maria, of course" - Guy 2
"Hah - Maria, of course" - Guy 2
by #GermanKnight420 February 27, 2022
A shy, gorgeous, reliable and talented goddess that will always have your back and be your partner in crime till the end!
Girl 1: your bff is a slag
Girl 2: nah her names maria
Girl 1: so what?
Girls 2: so she’s 100x better then you could ever be
Girl 2: nah her names maria
Girl 1: so what?
Girls 2: so she’s 100x better then you could ever be
by T.Man.T October 21, 2019
Generally, an awesome person and the girl next door every guy wishes he had. She can be funny and possess one of the best laughs you will ever hear. Marias typically have light brown skin (although they may tell you they are pale), juicy kidneys, and have been spotted with abnormally long middle toe fingers and a unibrow.
A Maria has a contagious smile. When speaking to a Maria, it is hard not to smile, which may confuse her and result in a comical face that will undoubtedly make you laugh.
A Maria is typically feisty. It is not uncommon for her to punch people at work/school. If she punches you, it is a sign of affection - just punch her back. A Maria mostly avoids showing affection by more common means; however, an intoxicated Maria could demand your close presence and even pet your arm.
A Maria may tell you she gets clingy clingy when drunk and doesn’t like the vulnerable way she feels in this state. This further emphasizes her girl next door persona, as the innocence required to tell that to a guy and expect him to not immediately leave to buy a bottle of her favorite tequila is impressive.
It is common for a Maria to listen to salsa music at very loud volumes shortly after waking. This can cause strain on close relationships. Her smile may ease this pain, but is likely not sufficient.
Losing a Maria would be a harsh reality and it should be avoided. If you can get her to hold your hand you should never let go, use handcuffs if necessary.
A Maria has a contagious smile. When speaking to a Maria, it is hard not to smile, which may confuse her and result in a comical face that will undoubtedly make you laugh.
A Maria is typically feisty. It is not uncommon for her to punch people at work/school. If she punches you, it is a sign of affection - just punch her back. A Maria mostly avoids showing affection by more common means; however, an intoxicated Maria could demand your close presence and even pet your arm.
A Maria may tell you she gets clingy clingy when drunk and doesn’t like the vulnerable way she feels in this state. This further emphasizes her girl next door persona, as the innocence required to tell that to a guy and expect him to not immediately leave to buy a bottle of her favorite tequila is impressive.
It is common for a Maria to listen to salsa music at very loud volumes shortly after waking. This can cause strain on close relationships. Her smile may ease this pain, but is likely not sufficient.
Losing a Maria would be a harsh reality and it should be avoided. If you can get her to hold your hand you should never let go, use handcuffs if necessary.
by AR RAR September 14, 2017
She’s really has the thing
She is gorgeous, beautiful and intimidating.
Her eyes hypnosis everybody boy, girl even transgenders.
She is not FAKE. And usually likes a guy named Max.( btw he’s super cute and awesome)
She’s very very clever, she knows everything.
He’s perfect
Every boy wants to marry her or to be with her.
She’s superrrrr hot.
She is really talented, and she will marry Max.
She is gorgeous, beautiful and intimidating.
Her eyes hypnosis everybody boy, girl even transgenders.
She is not FAKE. And usually likes a guy named Max.( btw he’s super cute and awesome)
She’s very very clever, she knows everything.
He’s perfect
Every boy wants to marry her or to be with her.
She’s superrrrr hot.
She is really talented, and she will marry Max.
by Max_ February 12, 2019
Name given to girls who love to have fun.Maria loves to chat with friends and makes evereyone happy.Shes very creative and artistic.no one else is like her and having her as your friend will be the best thing you'll ever have.And she's always cute.
GirlFriendCutieFunnyCreativeMaria
by wtf taco wtf November 30, 2009
A girl that is not too tall or short. She is probably from somewhere in the south like Colombia, Argentina or Mexico. She loves art and probably likes sports like volleyball . She usually get´s good grades and her teachers like her. Sometimes, she ,might get in some trouble because of standing up in what she believes is right.
by mdgkhfw June 27, 2019