Some sexy Italian scholar who drives around the Italian countryside on a red motorbike in search of a purpose. He probably has at least two cats.
"There goes Marcellino. He's not in search of a girl... he's in search of a PURPOSE."
"Oh my God, he's so confusing... but so sexy at the same time."
"Oh my God, he's so confusing... but so sexy at the same time."
by The Walking Snake October 22, 2018
a fucking super senior who wears the same shirt and jorts everyday as he jerks it to the wwe network.
I thought about a productive member of society but then I said "fuck it I'd rather be a Marcellino today".
by MarcellinoLovesBigPeePee January 25, 2017
by TheTableEater June 13, 2019