marajuana

the cataract cure

"Want some?" " I swear it's the cataract cure."

by Anna August 11, 2003

Marajuana Diet

where you only weed when you gots the munchies

"Yo, I'm on a marajuana diet."
"What the hell is that?"
"I only eat when I smoke and get the munchies."
"Wtf is the point of that???"

by applepieman October 19, 2009

Slang Term For Marajuana

What every single word on urbandictionary is, according to the pot heads that think there just arn't enough refrences to weed in urbandictionary.

You know, every word you just said is defined here as a slang term for Marajuana.

by Figure.10 July 13, 2009

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010