Horny Greek man who can only read in kinks.
Hello, my name is Mantis, and I read "pies" as "piss."
You just pulled a Mantis Sacanicus right there.

All Greeks are horny. We are having a horny wave spread all across Greece.

"Greece's no. 1 export is porn."

-Plato
by Lima Bean the Horny October 25, 2020
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