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Text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word "Mantext," some play on words containing "mantext" within, or any phrase including or ending with "mantext." In essence, "Mantext" operates on the theory that non-sexuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled "Mantext." The most demoralizing Mantexts are received by those anxiously anticipating a ladytext, preferably on a rainy Friday or Saturday night while watching Redtube. "Mantext ."
"Lets not argue about semantexts." "I got 99 problems and a Mantext is one." "Mo Mantext Mo Problems." "Happiness is a Warm Mantext ." "Mantexter United" "Mantexter City" "I hope you're not mantexturbating right now." "The I v s b e Mantext " "Holy Mantext Batman!" "Mantext Episode IV: A New Mantext " "Mantext Episode V: The Empire Mantexts Back" "Mantext Episode VI: Return of the Mantext " "Michael Manntext" "Payton Manntext" "Mantext Ramirez" "Hevenu Shalom A-mantext !" "Did somebody order a Mantext ?" "It's raining Mantexts!" "Mantexts of Mass Destruction." "MANTEXT ACCOMPLISHED" "To Mantext or not to Mantext." "There's no Mantext in team" "But there's a Mantext in win." "I'm gonna make you a Mantext you can't refuse." "Official U.S. Military Policy: Don't man, don't text." |
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