When a human with a penis commits or tries to commit suicide by tying a rope onto the soft penis head, under the ass crack, into the neck, then watches some filthy porn or something to get erected. Thus the erection causing the rope to tighten and choke or strangle the person to death.
Louis lost his construction job, and he was in a lot of pressure due to the bills, so he attempted manstrangulation, but he failed because his penis was less than 2 inches. Although he suffered minor cuts in his ass from the rope.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'