Manspression
Manspression by mjhockey03 August 11, 2009
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After a weekend of mind altering activities, the realisation that you are not clever, attractive or funny. You revert to the rather useless creature you were on Friday. The Monpression kicks in and you sink into despair and depression.
Monpression by squapstars+ October 17, 2011
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mansgression
The childlike tendency of many males of the species to heedlessly put to use things that obviously weren't intended for the usage they've put them to and then acting innocent/dumbfounded/shocked when caught doing so by the female of the species who thought that NOT using the object in question in the manner which they've just caught the male of the species using was a no-brainer.
1. She (in shocked fury in the kitchen having walked in on a major mansgression): "I can't believe you just used our crock pot to change the oil in your truck. That's for cooking, now it's ruined!"
He (with befuddled innocence): "But it was just the right size for the job. You can always wash it out before you use it."
2. She (in shocked fury at his latest mansgression): "I can't believe you used mother's brand new lace tablecloth to wipe the gravy off your face with!"
He (with befuddled innocence while sitting next to a pile of clean paper napkins): "But there weren't any napkins, what was I supposed to do?"
She: rolls eyes in exasperation before rapidly massaging his head with the nearest blunt object.
He (with befuddled innocence): "But it was just the right size for the job. You can always wash it out before you use it."
2. She (in shocked fury at his latest mansgression): "I can't believe you used mother's brand new lace tablecloth to wipe the gravy off your face with!"
He (with befuddled innocence while sitting next to a pile of clean paper napkins): "But there weren't any napkins, what was I supposed to do?"
She: rolls eyes in exasperation before rapidly massaging his head with the nearest blunt object.
mansgression by oone1 August 25, 2010
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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