manabolism - noun
manabolic - adjective
"Manabolism" is a term used to describe an activity that facilitates gains in strength, the development of brotherhood, increases in penis or testicle size, and/or swag. The word is derived from the name given to the tissue-building state known as "anabolism," to translate
literally to "the building of men."
Legend has it, "manabolism" was first coined by a group of music students at the Florida State University in the early summer of 2011, as they spent the entirety of a Saturday consuming copious amounts of protein and carbohydrates (including, but not limited to bacon, steak, eggs and
beer), before and after participating in a series of
sports games. This
day became known as "MANABOLIC
DAY," as it celebrates the building of men through excessive measures of bacon, steak, football, swag,
beer, and awesomeness.
"
Bro, did you see
300?"
"Yeah
bro. That shit was so manabolic."
What word first comes to mind when you hear the phrase, "unlimited bacon?"
"Well, manabolism, of course."