A small town in NE Oklahoma, technically part of the tulsa metropolitan area, this town is very much off the map, besides the rare crazy news headline (lady robs bank with knife, cops killing cops or guys walking with katanas, nursing home abuse, or some other goofy bullshit). and for good reason. This place is nothing more than another page in the book of the untold midwestern tales. Populated by truly fallen, twisted, and blind souls, with a few honest, good hearted, genuine people, that are so few and far between, that you really have to dig in the sticks, or wait until they somehow cross your path, seemingly like fate when it finally happens, for you to meet someone who isnt a snake in the grass, in some shape or another... The very ware on the soul of living in this town will in a sense, drain the life out of you, feeling your energy slip away as you're dwelling with erratic drug addicts, trailer park/ country road psychos, the arrogant with plenty of underlying hypocrisy, who will simply try not to acknowledge the obvious problem all around them. Continuing to build senior centers, and replacing dime a dozen gas stations, while at the same time not put two seconds into fixing a road, or you're stuck rather alone in the middle, in the mix of all the pathetic mess around you. At every turn, you will find a dead end here, the case remaining with every being who decides to stay. Falling victim to the curse of this shallow, racist, forgotten town.
Tom: Hey, this mannford place isn't so bad, I've lived here 2 years!!

Mike: Yeah, well maybe in a couple more you'll see that all those urban dictionary portrayals of mannford aren't no bullshit.
by Myshoe December 26, 2019
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Mannford is a small town in NE Oklahoma, full of people who don't give a flying fuck about the environment, racist, sexust, homophobic, all praise Jesus, and has more than 20 churches in a 10 mile radius.
"You're visiting Mannford? Good luck."
by Stamoswater March 7, 2018
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Small, extremely racist town in NE Oklahoma, populated mainly by radical Rednecks, Hillbillies, and Meth Lab Technicians.
This snow is whiter than Mannford.
by Michael and Adam December 1, 2003
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A corrupt, small town located West of the Tulsa metro area ran by a bunch of power-hungry rednecks. The school administration are a bunch of ignorant pricks that are more concerned about punishing students and enforcing strict rules than the students' education.
Student: May I use the rest room to better prepare for my E.O.I. test we're about to take?

School Official: Don't be ridiculous, the rules are no students entering the hallway premises between 12:34 and 2:49! You are in violation of section 19 sector C325 of the Mannford High School Code, you have earned yourself 3 weeks of I.S.I.P. and if you repeat this offense you will be extradited from this school.
by Jacob Evans April 13, 2008
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Mannford is good for driving through and grabbing a gas station sandwich on your morning or evening drive, good to have a 1 day stop in a motel as you travel cross country, not settling down or trying to live a nontoxic, rewarding life. If I jump into day to day life in this town, you will run into plenty of: beautiful nature, a couple amazing neighborhoods, dynamic backroads, summertime parties and cookouts at the lake, whores either gassed up or "riding the wave", wiggers, dank weed, insane sometimes delusional rednecks, motorcycles, trucks, a balance of dodge chargers and some variation of a 90s honda, a few good restaurants, and maybe a cute parade or two. Hey, you know what, they got a McDonald's finally, so kudos for that.
Hey, remember that 1st one about mannford from 2019?? Yeah, this is a part 2 to that. Mannford pt2.
by Myshoe December 26, 2019
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