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mannequink 

Noun (mana-kink)

1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.

2. A form of exhibitionism.

3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
"Seeing all these perfectly round mannequin buttocks really brings out the mannequink in me."
mannequink by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Mandertwink 

Someone who’s a very bad football player but somehow gets a starting job.
Why is this mandertwink on varsity he’s sucks.
Mandertwink by GeorgeBloud December 13, 2024

jonathan mannering 

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley
I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008