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Manjerked 

The intense emotional feelings men get when females don’t return to their area of the bar . Applies to multiple social situations involving a man’s procurement and delivery of alcohol to the female. This feeling is usually proceeded after hearing the words “I’ll be right back”
That girl really manjerked you last night. Don't buy her any more drinks.
Manjerked by Master McBean December 9, 2008
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Manberged 

to be insulted in a personal and hurting manner, however, it is publicly acceptable because the comment is made under the guise of intellectual and scholarly debate
"Man, that comment Chris made to Liz during the discussion in Contracts class was a real personal attack." "Yeah, she really got Manberged."
Manberged by DKforPrez January 29, 2010

mal-mannered 

Lack of manners; impolite; lacking grace; rude
It is so mal-mannered to burp at the dinner table.
mal-mannered by Mr & mrs smith November 2, 2013

i-mannered 

Those persons who are under the impression that their ability to communicate continuously with others is far more important than anything else in their lives. They poke at their i-gadgets endlessly while completely ignoring those persons around them.
Susie is certainly one of the i-mannered. She has been glued to her i-phone for over an hour.
i-mannered by purebill February 2, 2014

Evil Mannered Samoans 

A Pacific Island gang from the island of Samoa running in the streets of the San Francyko.
There go them EMS boyz.
Evil Mannered Samoans by Big Veezay November 30, 2003

well-mannered 

adj.
Cultured, rich, wealthy, or otherwise fucked up.
"Mr. Jones is incredibly well-mannered."
"Yeah, he's got at least 10 whores there every weekend."
well-mannered by dude February 18, 2003

Bad Mannerred 

YOU UGLIE NO LIFE PALE FACED BIBLE BANGING NIGGEROUS PIOUS BALD HEADED CHURCH GOING BIBLE BANGING CUM SLINGING FUCKING FLAMING CHEAP SKATE NERD

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Bad Mannerred by GarG.abUse April 13, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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