Manilow 

Someone who is boring, or a let down. Derived from the word Barry (Barry Manilow).

"Don't be a Barry" or "Don't be a Manilow."

Ben: I can't be bothered to go out tonight.
Matt: Ah, don't be a manilow!

Manilow by Matthew Dyer July 12, 2004

Barry Manilow Key Change 

Multiple key changes in any sappy song used for dramatics and to manipulate emotions - an art especially exploited by Barry Manilow.

My choir director shouted out to us while we were singing, "Get ready for the Barry Manilow key change!"

Barry Manilow Key Change by waterspout May 12, 2011

Barry Manilow 

Admit it...you love him.

You can't smile without Barry Manilow

Barry Manilow by ticktickboom October 1, 2011

Hairy Manilow 

Euphemism for a vagina

Hey Lola, you have a tremendous Hairy Manilow

Hairy Manilow by Hermiasarmpit July 28, 2018

Cold Manilow 

1. A harsh disciplinary action; a mean-spirited administrative decree.

2. A mixed drink made with fruit punch and bitters.

Maya: My boss just blocked us from using myspace and youtube.

Boris: That's a cold, cold manilow.

Cold Manilow by mtq August 14, 2006

Barry Manilow 

A great singer that many people diss, but those people are fucking communist fasict hippies. See asshole

Asshole: I fucking hate Barry Manilow
Sensible Person: Bitch! (pulls out dual Glocks and shoots asshole in the face)

Barry Manilow by Barryfan 117 July 22, 2010

Barry Manilow 

Fornicating on as many surfaces in as many rooms as possible during sexual intercourse.

Remember the lovely lady in the black dress from the bar last night? She took me over to here place where I surprised her some Barry Manilow.

Wow Wee! There's a hottie! I'd love to give her the Barry Manilow treatment...

Barry Manilow dat Hoe!

Barry Manilow by Shablonskihammerstiensenburg May 23, 2014