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Mangledesh 

A fictitious location you are attempting to travel to when embarking on a drunken bender.
"You have your boarding pass?"

"Check, one way ticket to Mangledesh! Here I come"
Mangledesh by chet_woolery January 29, 2010
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Mangladesh 

In a severe state of inebriation brought on by alcohol or drugs
You were pretty drunk last night.

- Are you kidding? I was fuckin' mangladesh

drunk wasted fucked up hammered shitfaced intoxicated crunk destroyed demolished annihilated ruined stupid stoopid fucked sloshed stoned high pissed mangled twatted off your nuts
Mangladesh by Toomuchflystyles February 25, 2011

Mangladesh 

Noun, referring to a state of mind in which you have consumed too much alcohol and/or drugs and are now mangled, a.k.a. mangladesh.
One: You all right bro?

Two: Nah man, I took two smavs of krypto and a 750mL of the Goose to my nose...I'm beyond mangladesh right now.

One: Oh, shit!
Mangladesh by Joe Squirk March 30, 2007
(Noun) Horribly spoken or written English- typically from non-native English speakers but can also be observed when native English speakers are drunk. Mangled English.
Did she just ask for directions to the walkway or how to make broccoli? I couldn't tell. She was speaking the Mangleish.

Did you go to our Physics review session?
Why would I? I can't understand the TA. He's always speaking the Mangleish.
Mangleish by f.scott fakegerald November 2, 2010

Mangladesh 

A place where one would get mangled.
We got front row tickets to Mangladesh last night. Make that backstage passes!
Mangladesh by Pauly B May 9, 2005

Mangladesh 

When someone does way too much drugs and is fubared (fucked up beyond all recognition. Term comes from an unknown location off an island where a death chamber is visible if things get hyphie.
I was so fucked up and ripped that I was washed up on the shores of mangledesh.

Holy fuck man im fucked. i think i see the death chamber in Mangladesh.
Mangladesh by james463656356 May 20, 2008
Anyone who tries to speaks the English Language while visiting from a foreign country with almost disasterous results.
Someone was asking me where the nearest restaurant was, but I couldn't understand them because they were speaking Mangleish.
Mangleish by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009
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