Manciniism

The belief that ones self is the smartest, most good looking, and only important person in existence. People with such belief must also refer to themselves in the third person, and refer to large groups of onlookers as the "Body"

"My professor is so full of himself... he even refers to himself in the third person. He must be a follower of Manciniism."

Manciniism by MCs apprentice November 20, 2009

maninism 

A satire group made to show how stupid feminism is, by doing what feminism does only with men instead of women.

Feminist: I'm going to stop the construction of a male suicide shelter!
Society: GIRL POWER! GO FEMINISM!
Meninist: I'm going to stop the construction of a female suicide shelter!
Society: SEXIST PIG! FUCK MANINISM!

maninism by officialsonicthehedgehogdildos June 8, 2016

Manningism 

The irrational worship of an NFL player named Manning. Where if Manning did not exist there would be zero allegiance to anything football. If one names their child Peyton after this undeserving object of praise it should be followed by immediate therapy and, if proven ineffective, incarceration.

John: The Indiana Colts are going to beat the hell out of the Jets.

Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.

John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.

Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.

Manningism by Jimmy D'A January 9, 2011

Mancinis 

Extreme case of constipation, e.g. Victor Manicini in the novel Choke who got an anal bead stuck up his ass and couldn't poop.

I had a bad case of the Mancinis last week but I'm fine right now.

Mancinis by Tyscyth November 16, 2010