THE ONLY team in Manchester....the scum of trafford play outside of the city. We can manage to beat barcelona at the Nou Camp...something that the scum couldnt do.
Oh we are also the richest club in the world..thanks to the Sheikh and his Oil. Think about this Scum fans...everytime you put petrol in your car...you are making us richer...happy days!
Man United Fan: I just filled my car up with petrol!

Manchester City Fan: Thanks for the dosh sucker
by CTID1992 August 27, 2009
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The richest club in the world, they own you all!
But also probably cockney rhyming slang for "sh**ty" as even with all the money in the world, they can't even win.
When Manchester City go in for a player, there's no contenders.

Kaka won't join because it was Manchester City.
by Stuckwithabunchofloonies January 20, 2009
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Manchester city are the smallest football club in England. They are famously known for having plastic fans and their minimalistic success is because of the oil money they get.
Manchester City are a small club.
by Honest Manchester City Fan March 17, 2021
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An Oil club based in Manchester, people say this team buys referees which is not true! (Thanks for the 40€ Pep) Rumors say that they won 7-0 against a small team from Bundesliga.
Dad should I buy some oil?
We already have Manchester City at home.
by Games99 March 15, 2023
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The best NBA league in the entire world. They consist of many pedofiles.
Dude Manchester City won the Superbowl against the Lakers
by Playboicarti69420 March 2, 2022
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The best Football club in all of England, possibly the world. Have won countless trophies and attract some of the best players and coaching staff from around the world, e.g. Pep Guardiola, Erling Haaland, Kevin De Breune and Sergio 'Kun' Aguero. Nicknamed Man City, City or the sky blues.
Person 1: who ya reckons gonna win this year
Person 2: Manchester City of course.
by 0sk4r G41ea April 19, 2022
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A fake club in Manchester, England with absolutely no history whatsoever. They only win because they have a lot of money and have a terrible manager who only wins stuff because he had everything given to him.
Manchester City are the worst club in England.
by lambo_perf52 September 27, 2021
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