by JMcool13 September 18, 2009
1: "fear the time when Man-self will not suffer and die for a concept, for this one quality is the foundation of Man-self" -Steinbeck
2:
1st guy: "Hey, why you so down?"
2nd guy: "I just took a blow to my man-self."
2:
1st guy: "Hey, why you so down?"
2nd guy: "I just took a blow to my man-self."
by mimd124 May 11, 2011
A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023
"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
by Smexsher the Skull November 8, 2018
"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
by Smexsher the Skull November 8, 2018