Man Starch 

Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.

Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?

Man Starch by cunt nibbler September 10, 2010

MANstache 

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.

Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.

MANstache by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007

Mansearch 

When a man does a superficial search and proclaims that he can't find the lost object which is exactly where he looked.

He did a mansearch for the tissues, and announced they were nowhere in sight. She pointed out that they were directly in front of him, under the book he had earlier put on top of them.

Mansearch by Oliverzip May 27, 2014

Polkadotted Manstache 

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!

Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now

Polkadotted Manstache by April 24th May 2, 2007