A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!
The male ate his semen like a man oyster!
by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017
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A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.
My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.
by Galerion May 25, 2018
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a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh
yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub
by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020
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