His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.
* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
"useless stuff around the vagina",
"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and
"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".
You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?