"See that kid over there with the big muscles and armpit hair and a beard?"
"Yeah?"
"He's eleven!"
"what a man child!"
"Yeah?"
"He's eleven!"
"what a man child!"
by Will Hubbard August 23, 2005
An boy aged between 12 and 16 whose face has outgrown his body during adolescence, resulting in the awkward imbalance of having a man's face on a boy's body. Man children are invariably no taller than 5'7'' and are sometimes (not exclusively) afflicted with severe acne which extends to the chest and back. Man children are usually quiet and shy in social situations.
Person 1: "hey quick look across the road there's a man child, a real goodin"
Person 2: "Mate, wicked man child spot! Why do you reckon they always wear cargo shorts?"
Person 1: "Hmm?"
Person 2: "Mate, wicked man child spot! Why do you reckon they always wear cargo shorts?"
Person 1: "Hmm?"
by Johnny_Bhoy March 3, 2011
by Whot May 18, 2014
A Man Child (noun)
A PHYSICAL MAN CHILD
A physical Man Child is a grown man, over the age of 20, who has a child's face, on the body of an adult male.
They menace that cannot be stopped. Whether this trait is a genetic or even contagious is somewhat questionable. They're everywhere and are ruining society, slowly but surely.
Tragically, they are now teaching in British schools. They usually carry around with them a friend for added security, as random attacks on Man Children are increasingly commom. Be aware: They're friends are NOT REAL PEOPLE. They are developed by the goverment to satisfy the social needs of the otherwise lonely Man Child.
A PHYSICAL MAN CHILD
A physical Man Child is a grown man, over the age of 20, who has a child's face, on the body of an adult male.
They menace that cannot be stopped. Whether this trait is a genetic or even contagious is somewhat questionable. They're everywhere and are ruining society, slowly but surely.
Tragically, they are now teaching in British schools. They usually carry around with them a friend for added security, as random attacks on Man Children are increasingly commom. Be aware: They're friends are NOT REAL PEOPLE. They are developed by the goverment to satisfy the social needs of the otherwise lonely Man Child.
by Amy; Man-Child Slayer January 28, 2009
Someone who is grown, yet finds immature things funny, Bathroom jokes, N word jokes. Normally buys every new game console at launch, hangs out with 14-5 year olds all day and is still trying to convince himself hes in the prime of his life.
by I HAVE more chromosomes than u December 11, 2020
Man-Child: common moniker for the "Black Jesus", Amare Stoudemire, starting center for the Phoenix Suns.
Rob: "Did you see the way Amare handled Duncan in the post last night?"
Bob: "Hellz yeah, Amare's a MAN-CHILD!"
Bob: "Hellz yeah, Amare's a MAN-CHILD!"
by What it is May 17, 2007
by Ben Rubin (Mister Everything February 3, 2004