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When something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. Not tears, but Man tears
John was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.

Tim shed man tears after watching Avatar in Imax
by TJwins February 08, 2010
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She was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears
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When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.
My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.
by jaybo sampsonite February 04, 2013
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The product of a completely justified shedding of liquid from the eyes of a male humanoid. Note that when a man cries because of pain, irrelevant feelings or objects stuck under eyelids it does not fall under said category. Exception can be made for physical damage to the ballsack.
-Dude, why are you crying, that´s not cool.
-Fuck you, I just watched the first Pokémonmovie. These are mantears.
-Oh, I´m sorry bro.
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Man tears are reserved for those of great despair that one such man cannot help.
e.g -
hayden saved his man tears for when he heard of lucy's disease, a situation in which he could offer no help
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A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
by MAlexBr January 15, 2008
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When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.
Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?
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