One-man war

1. A one-man war is when one person fights against an opponent consisting of several people by himself/herself.

2. It can also be used figuratively, to say a person is fighting against a matter that other people supports by himself/herself, at least with a lack of support for his/her opinion.

1. "He launched a one-man war against police."

2. "He launched a one-man war against graffiti."

by youngchimp November 30, 2012

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one man show

1. (adj.) refers to someone who runs everything.
2. (v.) in university ling, refers to someone who has no girlfriend, and thus masturbates.

1. "He does the hiring, he manages the money... its a one man show!"
2. Guy 1: "Does Jimmy have a girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "No dude. He's running a one man show, if you know what I mean."

by uniboi August 20, 2005

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One Man Orgy

Masturbation

Dude! My girlfriend couldn't come over last, so I had a one man orgy.

by Katana Wistoa January 16, 2011

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one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.

Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".

by Kentpappy May 23, 2007

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