Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!

Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?

by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 2, 2019