Formally known as Jeppson's Malört Liquer. A vile adult beverage, usually consumed unfortunately, generally as a punishment. Drank as a shot, sometimes frozen, or used in some sort of fucked up white trash horror movie style drinking game. Tasting notes: Driving through Gary Indiana with your mouth open and head out the window. Overall opinion: This liquor belongs in one place and that is in the mouth of your enemys.
Jesus Christ, not another fucking shot of Malort. That is the most vile fucking shit I have ever tasted. I would rather suck-start a fucking shotgun than drink this shit again.
by I hate Malort September 27, 2020
Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
by TheMonkey69 August 25, 2022
by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017