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Mallshit 

Mall-shit can be used and interpreted a few different ways.
1. Girls under 18(sketch) usually used with the intention to insult.

2. Or in the case of actually being at the mall, any female shopping regardless of age.

keep in mind that everyone in their life is mallshit at one point.
1. "Sanchez, you are down with that mall-shit",,,,,or "whoa look over there at those girls...o wait never mind its just a bunch of mall-shit"

2. "o damn do you see that mall-shit in Baby Gap?! shes gotta a kid with her too!? Mall-Milf-shit"
"Dude.... that mallshit just ordered a happy meal fml"
Mallshit by DirtySanchezLG January 10, 2012
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mallstitute 

Teenage girls, typically 13 or 14 who hang out at the mall all the time and think they are HOT!
Dude, the mallstitutes are out in full force on the weekends.
mallstitute by spin sycle October 6, 2006
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mallstitute 

Young girls who hang out at the mall and trade sex acts for high-end merchandise.
"That mallstitute totally offered me a handjob for that Fendi handbag!"
mallstitute by Raches April 7, 2007

mullshit 

(Advanced term) When hair is clearly NOT a mullet.
Yer hangin' out at Del Taco and and yer friend says, "Look at that mull" and it's obviously not a mullet. You can now respond, "That's Mullshit man".
mullshit by Woodzi September 22, 2007

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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