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Beautiful, tall skinny and dirty blonde hair with blue or green eyes. The funniest girl you will ever meet and doesn't have a care in the world. Mallory is always being offered modeling jobs but wants to stick with her sporty side. Has many friends but also many enemies who want to be like her. She always stays calm and lives life day by day. She gives the best advice but usually can never take her own. Mallory is the best friend you can ever have.
See that girl walking? she has to be Mallory

Dont mess with Mallory, she will kick your ass
by Samantha Ashton February 10, 2012
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A beautiful person who everyone likes. Full of knowledge, very smart and wise, Mallory is the best person you will know.

She gives great advice, and one look will make you want her (regardless of gender, although she is hetrosexual).

All around an awesome person.

See goddess and perfect .
Ryan: When I was thinking about it
Camron: Mhmmmm?
Ryan: I realized how blessed we are to know Mallory.
Ben: Yup, you're totally right.
Camron: Then what are we doing here? Let's go worship her feet!
Ben: Good idea!!
by Beautiful Goddess May 26, 2008
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an all-around awesome person, someone you definitely do not want to lose. someone people want to clone to keep for themselves. although stubborn at times, a Mallory is someone you can depend on in pressure situations. over-analyzes things too much. also intelligent.
that mallory over there is so cool. i want her as a best friend!
by mmac809 August 29, 2008
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Mallory.
How can you define her with words?

The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.

Someone so incredibly charismatic,

You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.
Mallory gave me the greatest gift, the knowledge to love, and to be loved in return.
by BabygirlJay July 17, 2014
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Inexplicable. Describes a woman who is mean, bitchy, rude, and stuck up, yet beautiful, caring, funny, and loveable, all at the same time. She is an object of desire, lust, and adoration by all men (and even some women), and that of envy, jealousy, and hate by most women. She is amazing, in all aspects of the word.
"Wow that bitch was mean as hell. I want her. She's such a fucking Mallory. I have to get her number!"
by neverinyourdreams. November 10, 2006
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The most amazing girl ever. She is sexy, beautiful, pretty, cute, and just overall amazing. A great kisser and is the most amazing person ever. The girl that everyone wants. She is the prettiest, cutest, most beautiful girl ever.
geez that girl over there is the cutest prettiest most beautiful girl ive ever seen. - geez your such a great kisser, your name must be mallory! - i love you
by someone else2 October 07, 2008
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The most amazing, beautiful girl in the entire universe. She is sexy, hot, tall and super nice. I love her in every way possible. She is really really cool. Mallory is like, honestly, the best person and has the biggest heart.
David: Owww I hurt myself!
Mallory: Oh my gosh! I can help you don't worry.
David: Oh, Mallory! I love you so much!
Mallory: Why thank you ;) I love you, too!
by Mallory's lover December 16, 2008
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