Mall Walk

The act of walking slowly, as if you were in a mall.

I hate it when I'm in a rush and these people got their mall walk on.

Mall Walk by Jon Ace January 16, 2006

mall-walking 

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

The toilet is always near when you're mall-walking.

mall-walking by CanadianTobyandAbel January 17, 2016

mall walkable 

A guy or girl that you wouldn't mind being seen with in public. A cute person

I would go out with him he is mall walkable

mall walkable by Nekeiya November 15, 2004

mall-walking britches 

A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.

That boy over yonder needs to pull up his mall-walking britches.

mall-walking britches by Sgt. Sticky June 5, 2023

Mall Walkers 

mall walkers (noun, informal,)
/ˈmɔ l ˌwɔ kərz/
1. A term for old geezers who use shopping malls as a walking track, often seen as aimless or out of place by younger mall-goers.

Origin: A stereotype born from the common practice of seniors hitting a certain age where walking in malls becomes more appealing that walking outside.

"Ugh, the mall walkers are clogging up the aisles again."

Mall Walkers by JaredCrombie November 25, 2024

Mallwalkers 

A group of 3 or more people walking side by side at an excruciatingly slow pace, blocking all others from getting around them.

I got stuck behind some mallwalkers in the hallway and nearly shit myself on the way to the washroom.

I missed my bus because I got trapped behind some fucking mallwalkers on the sidewalk and I was 5 minutes late.

Mallwalkers by phillir November 5, 2010

mallwalker 

A spammy type scared dude who is shy but trying to get over it by walking the mall looking for large girls with big saggy boobs, ink, piercings, and like butt sex with married men who download a bunch of porn.

as a mallwalker I'm going to walk the mall looking for skank nasty girls who like butt sex.

mallwalker by claytonontheporch October 18, 2008