Malking

The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.

I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.

by click25 May 31, 2009

Malking

Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).

malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.

by Jezeus Folau August 3, 2011

malk

Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.

Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?

by TL September 6, 2004

Malk

Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt.

Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!

Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!

Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

Malked

The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face.

Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut.

by click25 May 31, 2009

Malk

Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse

Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!

by t0nyz April 26, 2007

Malk

When you ejaculate too hard and some cum comes out after you already came.

Whoa my girl just ate my malk

by JP Wollner January 7, 2021