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One who is a malist is part of the malism way of life. This involves following one of five paths to enlightenment, engaging in wars and generally being a pretty cool kid.

Very few females are malists. This is because criteria was recently made to get in, and you have to have a penis to be a malist.
"Hi there, I'm a Christian", "Nice to meet you, I'm a Muslim", "Well I'm a malist!"
by December 05, 2011

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