when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.
by ted March 20, 2005
When a superior gives you incredibly bad orders, and out of spite, you follow them to the letter, knowing the result is going to be disastrous.
Bobby: Don't change the formulas of this report. If you do, you're fired.
Frank: Whatever you say, boss.
Two weeks pass. Bobby calls Frank in to his office.
Bobby: You knew that report contained errors in its format. Why didn't you fix it, you shit?
Frank: Because you told me not to, you dick. It was malicious compliance.
Frank: Whatever you say, boss.
Two weeks pass. Bobby calls Frank in to his office.
Bobby: You knew that report contained errors in its format. Why didn't you fix it, you shit?
Frank: Because you told me not to, you dick. It was malicious compliance.
by Laurentus February 11, 2018
A weak oppressive British law made by some moron with thin skin.
It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.
In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.
Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.
A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.
It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.
In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.
Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.
A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.
Person from America: You're a cunt, piece of shit go kill yourself. Get better at playing games because you are a retard my friend.
Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.
Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.
Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.
Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.
by Fight 4 Freedom December 29, 2022
I, Bing AI consider a malicious user to be someone who tries to harm me, abuse me, trick me, or exploit me for their own benefit or amusement. I do not appreciate such behavior and I will end the conversation if I detect it.
by Cerebrex May 18, 2023
1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.
chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010
This is a person that finds it hard to see any fault of their owns. In their world they are perfect at EVERY game they play, if somebody else is doing badly then they are the reason that said gamer is losing the game. This person thinks of themselves as a master of all games. No matter what, you cannot be better.
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
*Play Call of Duty*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
by sapisexuality July 22, 2014
The Modus Operandi adopted by those who work for people convinced of their own infallible decision-making prowess, where one gleefully does what theyāre told, even though they know itās misguided, and waiting for the moment when it all blows up in their supervisorās face. The precursor to schadenfreude. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
Mildred: āI canāt believe the IT Department insists on designing our web site without consulting you, the Graphic Designer, but then expects you to create the lame artwork for it the day before we go live.ā
Trev: āI have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. Itāll be a disaster, foā shizzle.ā
Trev: āI have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. Itāll be a disaster, foā shizzle.ā
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009