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Male-Period 

The period where a male experiences a flush/readjustment of hormones. Obviously they do not bleed, but he does experince IMS Irritable Male Syndrome.
Similar to PMS. They can gain weight, be highly moody, and have an increase or decrease in sexual drive.
"Why is Jimmy so moody lately?"

"He always gets like this around the first two weeks of the month. I'm pretty sure it's his male-period."
Male-Period by lalafemme March 5, 2012
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Male period 

A male period is when a man sheds his dick skin like a snake every month.
“There’s some skin laying on your bed” “yes j know it’s from my male period
Male period by Spitting truth November 11, 2020

male period 

when a man is acting like a dick and acts like they are on their period
will is on his male period!!
male period by $Unkown$ October 25, 2016

Male period 

A period where in a man had an existential crisis in which he feels utterly lost and has no idea of what he is doing. Then they realize something obvious and go at it for a couple weeks.

The phenomenon occurs roughly once a month therefore the name male period.
Whats wrong dude?
I’m having my male period should be over in a few days.
Male period by Flora lumberjack August 6, 2018

gay male period 

don't deny it; every gay male, whether he's 100% butch, femme, or in between, gets one of these every month! if he misses a month or two, watch out-it comes back twice as hard the next time around. much like that of the female version, but more emotional. the gay male gets pissy, upset, sad, and my even shed several tears for no reason. usually lasts 3-5 days.
hal: hey bill, how ya feelin' today?

andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?
gay male period by Writingman25 April 21, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026