Someone in the Maldives shiting their pants and wiping it on a guy named Troy
by Zepho throning November 29, 2022
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Someone who is angry, aka malding, while at same time homosexual, but keeps it on the down low, but everyone already knows they like men
tyler got exposed for being a closet malder
by Wooooozy March 17, 2021
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