The act of breaking up with a girl by fist-bumping her; usually ends up with a very awkward moment where the now single girl is trying to figure out what just happened

Kid- I want to break up with her but it will be awkward
Kid2- Do The Mattachini and run away
Kid- Good idea

The Mattachini by PHS2014 September 10, 2011

Related Words

Malattach • mamattached • Makattack • malauach • Malawach • Malustache • Manastache • Mattachuee • misattachment • The Mattachini

mamattached

Attached to a mothers hip...

Madison was attached to her mothers hip almost 24 hours a day, so we considered her to be mamattached.

mamattached by Mike Fiftyonefifty February 1, 2017

Malawach

The word malawach is used in the movie "The Dictator" and it means sexual organ, as Aladeen describes his penis as well as Zoey's vagina with the word malawach.

Zoey: You need to touch yourself.
Aladeen: I don't touch myself, do you touch yourself?
Zoey: I think mostly healthy people do, yes
Aladeen: Argh, you touch your own malawach ehrrr, disgusting errhh *spits* ehhhhrrrrrr.

Malawach by mullefs27 March 14, 2017

Macattack

The compulsive consumption of 3 or more McDonalds Big Macs in one sitting.

1. I had a Macattack on the way home after the football game.

2. We went to McDonalds and Nick had a total Macattack.

Macattack by Jack Bauer. November 24, 2009

misattachment

Either forgetting to attach a file or attaching the wrong file to an email.

Bob sent me an email to discuss the agenda of our business meeting but the attachment was a comic about rattlesnake ringtones, it was a misattachment.

misattachment by Aaron July 24, 2008

Malustache

A glorious mustache that only a Malu (person from the Indian state of Kerala) can and knows how to Rock.

Uncle you're really rocking that Malustache! : )

Malustache by Kk284 June 16, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026