Make it fit 

The judgement of whether or not a woman is worthy of sexual intercourse by means of a rough measurement of the width her buttocks. This measurement is conducted by forming two "hang loose" hand gestures and making touching one's thumbs together. Some gentlemen have been known to give some leeway in regards to this measurement by allowing an approximate half inch gap between the thumbs.

You see your friend chatting with a slightly plus-sized woman. You then inform him of this woman's slight weight issue by exclaiming, "make it fit".

Make it fit by Jebu3 October 7, 2011

make it spit to make it fit 

Used to describe a massive venomous snake, spitting it’s posion before it can enter a smaller cave like warm humid cave.

Make it spit to make it fit- “Man coca, I had to make it spit before I ducked that fresh puss the other day, too big to fit . Heep heep.”

make it spit to make it fit by Roca! March 3, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012