make me wet

When a girl squirts from her vagina during sex or while thinking about sex

I told Dave make me wet.

by el roi February 16, 2020

make me come

force yourself to ejaculate

It is gonna make me come.

by the June 4, 2021

Make Me a Quesadilla

If you'd rather have a guy cum on you than in you (and then subsequently flop down on top of you after climax), you say "make me a quesadilla". Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.

For men, it's something you say to your ugly wife when she offers to give you yet another sub-standard blowjob, because a good quesadilla is always better than your 1000th lackluster BJ. Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.

Dude: I'm gonna cum!
You: Make me a quesadilla! I'd rather get mexican!

or

Wife: Baby, you want me to suck your cock?
You: Oh, just make me a quesadilla. I'd rather get mexican.

by leahpet December 24, 2009

make me a sandwich

A request for an all-male threesome, usually by a closeted young person, ie. he would like to be in the middle of the "sandwich". Coded placement of the word "bitch" in the sentence indicates in which role he would like to participate.

"Make me a sandwich bitch" or "Bitch, make me a sandwich."

by gingerbreadfeet July 3, 2013

make me fold

To make someone want to have sexual relations with someone else due to what was said/done

She said she will eat me out for 6 hours & make me breakfast in the morning, that's going to make me fold immediately.

by itsallgroovydude February 23, 2023

make me breakfast

to give head, see S my D

why dont you make me breakfast.

by germ logan April 24, 2006

make me fall

A way better way of saying "spill the tea"

Girl 1: I have some major gossip
Girl 2: OML make me fall

by CheC138940 April 9, 2019