When an XBOX gamer gets a raging erection.

The programming director or director of programming for Xbox Live. Legend has it that he is the coolest person ever. His name is derived from "I Dream of Jeanie", all I can say about that is wow...he's so cool and I personally couldn't "Dream of being as cool as Major Nelson". Major Nelson is also like the Prime Minister of the Xbox Forums (a non-Union job for Micosoft by the way). Major Nelson therefore has the ability to moderate the topics posted by those who are members of the forums, and according to Ghost Hunter he can even "pull topics". One day I might become on of the elite members of his friends list. It's very difficult because there is a maximum of 100 friends that a member of Xbox Live can have. There is only one way to become a friend of MJ and that is to send a voice message detailing why you are worthy along with the friend request...after that it's in God's hand and there's nothing you can do (sry to tell you so). Finally if you want help from Major Nelson you must post a thread with the topic starting with "MNQ". For the un-hip this means "Major Nelson Question". However, if you make a bad topic such as "MNQ: Who was the first rapper" you're topic will be pulled, but atleast I'll laugh. I'd like to close with a quote by Major Nelson. Here goes nothing, "Last week was a lot of fun...we ga...