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n. An RPGClassics feature started by Macc Maverick, continued by Cidolfas, then taken over by the Mailbag Team (Megaman984, Kagon, Skankin Garbage). Allows readers to send in replies to topics, a feature which makes up the bulk of the Mailbag. It is well known to never be on time. Ever.
The RPGC Mailbag is never on time.
Mailbag by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Massachusettes Mailbag 

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.
Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.
Massachusettes Mailbag by Scottimius September 6, 2008

massachusetts mailbag 

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.
I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag
A malbag is a slang term used for a usless person. It is used when a person is so out of place in a situation there is no point in spareing their feelings they are just that stupid
Person1: (talking to Rosslin) you are such a malbag, you can't even go to the toilet yourself.
Rosslin: Can you please at least stand outside the door
Person1: just this once
Malbag by Malbagsupreme July 19, 2019

Mailbait 

Noun, U.K.
A story, scandal or occurrence that gives the English right-wing newspaper 'The Daily Mail' cause to print a report about the breakdown of society that has been caused by the event in question.
Mailbait: New statistics about immigration of Eastern European workers into the U.K. will likely lead to a headline in the Mail reading: "We're going to hell in a wheelbarrow and it's immigrants that are pushing it."
Mailbait by kremlinjoe March 16, 2009

mailbagging 

a women with large sagging breast,who can knock someone in the face with them.
as her breast were exposed, she was slapping/mailbagging her mate in the face/or head.
mailbagging by kk1302 October 21, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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