n. An RPGClassics feature started by Macc Maverick, continued by Cidolfas, then taken over by the Mailbag Team (Megaman984, Kagon, Skankin Garbage). Allows readers to send in replies to topics, a feature which makes up the bulk of the Mailbag. It is well known to never be on time. Ever.
A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.
An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.
Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.
A malbag is a slang term used for a usless person. It is used when a person is so out of place in a situation there is no point in spareing their feelings they are just that stupid
Person1: (talking to Rosslin) you are such a malbag, you can't even go to the toilet yourself.
Rosslin: Can you please at least stand outsidethe door Person1: just this once
Noun, U.K.
A story, scandal or occurrence that gives the English right-wing newspaper 'The Daily Mail' cause to print a report about the breakdown of society that has been caused by the event in question.
Mailbait: New statistics about immigration of Eastern European workers into the U.K. will likely lead to a headline in the Mail reading: "We're going to hell in a wheelbarrow and it's immigrants that are pushing it."