Cancer Chris has chest cancer!! It's looks like a shark fin. That's why he's so good at backstroke. There is a legend that he is gay but nobody knows because a dick a day keeps the gay away.
by IShankDeep November 20, 2018
An American comedian, writer, and show-host who shares many agnostic, liberal, and occasionally libertarian views about society. In other words, he's frickin' hilarious.
Currently hosts "Real Time with Bill Maher" Friday nights on HBO.
Currently hosts "Real Time with Bill Maher" Friday nights on HBO.
1: Hey man, what are up to?
2: Not much. Just watching some Bill Maher.
1: Nice. He make fun of religion yet?
2: Not much. Just watching some Bill Maher.
1: Nice. He make fun of religion yet?
by KewDrew April 17, 2006
by chinawoman9999 November 25, 2015
Massive dicked man packing down below. He has 17 kids and 3 ex-wife’s and he’s fucked 327 other women just because he wants to. How many other kids does he have? No one knows! He only practices safe sex sometimes. He is also 6ft 5in and he has size 17 shoes which he busts into. He’s a complete horndog who fucks all women in sight and they love him for it. They love when he busts all over their feet and they enjoy as he licks the cum dry from their feet after.
Girl 1: OMG!! Who is that sex demon!!
Girl 2: It’s Sean Maher!! Augghhhg
Girl 3: Authhhgggg!!! Sean lemme lick you
Girl 2: It’s Sean Maher!! Augghhhg
Girl 3: Authhhgggg!!! Sean lemme lick you
by Horndogking379 June 16, 2022
When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic
by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012
by dalty November 19, 2010
A very talented footballer that gets all the ladies but is very humble and family,school,religion and football comes first for him
by j.p0121 July 18, 2018