maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

by lankyboobsn October 21, 2013

maguire

that guy who force fed hitler poison

maguire killed hitler

by 888888888888888 August 30, 2017

Maguire

That bitch who fucks all your hoes. The girls all love him and wish to fuck him. He’s also on a period half the time.

MAguire is so hot

by Fuckingpussypath April 29, 2018

maguire

guy who is a 7 incher by the time hes 13

man, maguire has a huge dick

by pupperchino March 26, 2018

Maguire

He is a god at bmx racing

Maguire could whoop Resses ass on a bmx track

Jk

by Bmx racing February 25, 2019

maguire

most perfect boy ever to exist i love him

that boy maguire, hes perfect

by 1234567899999999999999 January 16, 2018

Maguired

It comes from the infamous footballer Jacob Harry Maguire

When someone messes up badly. Like fr did some dumb shit

"Did you see what Tyrone did?" "Yeah he maguired it big time"

"Oh shit i maguired it, fuck"

by Blotteren69 April 22, 2022