Magnumitis

When someone buys the biggest gun they can find even if they can't control it while shooting. They think it makes them more of a man.

Guy 1) That little punk carries a Smith & Wesson Model 500. He falls over when he shoots it and doesn't even know what the bullet hit. He is compensating for something!
Guy 2) He's got a bad case of Magnumitis

by Livingtolong October 5, 2019

magnum

1. A large bottle of cheapish wine, 1.5 liters in capacity. Sometimes also known as a bomber to the less snobbish.
2. A heavy-duty handgun. Strongly associated with Dirty Harry.
3. A large condom manufactured by Trojan. If you can't fit your boy bits in a tp roll, buy these instead.

We bought a magnum of Hardy's Stamp at the store, and after a couple of hours with that she made me get out the Magnums. Hey, what can I say?

by Lady Csyde October 25, 2006

Magnum

When you cum in a girls asshole and she takes a shit on your dick and when you take it out, your dick is crusted with shit.

I fucked my girl up her ass and she gave me a magnum

by Bruhuhuhu October 27, 2017

magnum

the best condoms available. The absolutely number 1 brand....for the big dick niggas....

.....also a powerful ass handgun with the excellent shock and recoil resistance, durablity, and the ability to bust a cap in someone ass that would leave a wound the size of a baseball

.....also a car....Dodge Magnum....i like the Charger betta tho....

I use a magnum when I wanna get ruff wit my bitch from the back......trojans are not good when hittin it from the back....they tend to rip....trojans are for the bitch being on top.....

by JDG89Stacks February 9, 2008

magnum

a well-known cheerleading team from singapore, known for their high spirited and enthusiastic performances.

Hey, cheer up, lets see that magnum in you!

by magnumjen August 1, 2007

magnum

A high caliber pistol capable of blowing someone's head clean off their neck. The most popular type of magnum is the .357, most of them are revolvers, but some magnums like the .44 are clip-fed. Other magnums like the .22 are not as powerful as the .44 or the .357, but still they have enough knockout power to kill a human with one shot if aimed at the right spot(Head, chest, neck).

You can't survive a magnum shot. Trust me.

by your daddy July 3, 2003

magnum

- n.

The largest size of latex condoms produced. Generally only used by African Americans (brothas).

Tyrese was so big, even Magnum's weren't enough to contain him.

by Mendel March 26, 2003