Definition 1 - "Pieces of metal with polarized attraction and repulsion properties."*
Not found in some online games. Sorry, there aren't any magnets here.
*See example 1
2 - Also used in reply to confusing, strange forum threads, in a sarcastic, ironic or cynical manner.
Example 1 - In an online gaming forum (Condensed version)-
Random noob: are there magnets in this game?
Non noob: What?
Random noob: i dont think i was clear enough.. are there any
magnets in the game, thx
Non noob: Seriously, what do you mean?
Non noob 2: WTF question is this.
Smartass 1: There's a magnet in my pants and it's attracted to you.
Smartass 2: Have my babies.
Non noob 3: well anyways... how was "are there magnets in this game?" any different than "are there any magnets in the game" besides the word any? (that made no sense im sure...)
Smartass 3: Magnet is a hold item for pokemon games.
Since this is not pokemon, NO MAGNET FOR YOU!!!!
Smartass 4: This has to be the weirdest thread ever. The amounts of randomnity it involves is just mind boggling.
I PROPOSE THAT FROM NOW ON, WHEN SOMETHING MAKES NO SENSE, WE DEMAND TO SEE MAGNETS.*
(*Related to definition 2)
Random noob: guys can u plz be serious are there magnets like in the game not out of the game in the game???????
Smartass 4: srsly guy dont undrstnd you nd why r u asking kwestun?
Non noob 4: what do you need magnets for?
Everyone is serious here! Nobody make's any idea of what you're talking about!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?? SEE ME CRAZYY?? OKEYY I'M CRAZYYE NOWWW... WHAT THE HELL
ok... calmed down... so... we never heard of these "magnets". Maybe your english is just bad...
so, tell uncle Chico where did you hear about these "magnets" and then we will talk....
Smartass 5: MAAAAA
Example 2 - Sarcasm and joking -
Forum member 1: Honestly. i dont know what to do anymore, people tell me daggers some people tell me wand. You guys tell me whats the best new weapon to get.
Forum member 2: Get Magnets. They rock.
May be used as a proof that there are miracles everywhere.
"Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?"
A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?
One of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. Until a brave duo
by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in.
Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.
"How do they work?"
A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.
"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope
a student enrolled in a magnet program, specifically math and sciences, that has a dumb sense of humor and few if not no practical social skills. magnet students remain fixated on school during all aspects of their life, often stressing to the point of what borders on an anxiety attack.
magnet students females in particular
can be associated with the phrase "oh my god i failed that test" followed shortly by a grade of 95% or higher.
magnet males can be associated with a sick sense of humor and an inability to understand any and all forms of humor with the exception of math and calculator oriented, black people, and homosexual oriented jokes, and these only in short "one-liners" or inappropriate physical displays unbecoming of students in high school.
the typical magnet student is very clicky with other magnet students and branches out only slightly to other groups, mostly through common functions such as orchaestra or CTY.
an essential of any true magnet student is a www.xanga.com website customized with special html
"that magnet student wishes the teacher to call him charizard during class."
"which magnet student?"
"the one putting the I LOVE DICKS sign on that kid's back"
1. Common term for students enrolled in specialty programs usually dealing with math, science, and computer science.
2. Attractive (not THAT kind of attractive) or repellent substance.
1. Look at that backpack! It's HUGE! He must be a magnet.
2. Put the magnet on the fridge, yo.
the guy in a group who will run when the cops come up even though he has nothing on him, attracting the cop's attention and allowing the others to escape.
"i chased him through these yards, but he turned out be a magnet"