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Magikrap 

Magikrapping is a move to use during anal sex in water. As the taker of the intercourse is about to climax the giver must pull out and grab the taker by the hair and dunk their head in and out of the water repeatedly whilst screaming "SPLASH WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE"

Also the giver must not finish before the taker to make this possible.
"Jan broke up with me last night."

"Dude, why?"

"I Magikrapped her in the pool."

"Bro, you're an idiot."
Magikrap by Pazzy & Kathy October 11, 2012
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MagikarpUsedFly 

I don't know I'm just here from his new GangPlank video :P
"MagikarpUsedFly -A asshole on youtube that is bad at League of Legends" Fuck you man.......
MagikarpUsedFly by r4z3 April 12, 2017

Magikarp 

The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.
Boy: Go Magikarp!
Pokemon Champion: I forfeit...
Magikarp by Uber Magikarp January 20, 2009

Magikarpal tunnel 

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.
Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."

Magikarpusedfly 

A asshole on youtube that is bad at League of Legends
fuck Magikarpusedfly
Magikarpusedfly by CatmanSwedish October 12, 2016

Magikarping 

When you take a dead fish and jerky off a hobo with it.
Greg: Dude what happened to you last night? We were party'n our asses off.
Steven: Sorry man. I went Magikarping with my grandma.
Magikarping by Ashketchummmmmm February 18, 2017

Magikarp 

Strongest person alive. Better then Tony-Tiger.
Girl 1: That man is so Magikarp.
Girl 2: Such scandalis. Much wow.
Magikarp by Fank_Dank May 11, 2017
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