Magikarping is a technique in Grand Theft Auto V, it means to jump and then flopping mid-flight to achieve laughs or in some cases injure people who you go into.
by Old One September 17, 2013
Willis: Dude, your girlfriend is a 6, at best.
Lamar: Yeah, I'm just magikarping right now. Have you seen her mom's rack?!
Lamar: Yeah, I'm just magikarping right now. Have you seen her mom's rack?!
by Shire Straits September 16, 2018
Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."
by Salmoon and Clownboat November 29, 2010
A Magikarp Moment is when you have the expression of a Magikarp's face on your own. This usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embarassed.
Jim: Hey Bob, I logged on to our computer this morning... And somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in assless-chaps popped up...
Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)
Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)
by Everfrost July 2, 2011
The sexual act is based upon the 'Splashing around' Pokemon Magikarp.
Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises
It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises
It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarp-ing a girl -
Have sex until
*about to cum*
Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
Have sex until
*about to cum*
Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
by azay May 7, 2011
Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...
by Lyfial April 12, 2009
A guy who try's hard to get with ladies "flailing" his dick around like magikarp in the Pokémon games and ultimately ends up failing and having to "splash" himself.
by Mysticdragon420 May 27, 2017