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Magic dick 

A Dick so magical that it can satisfy any women in the world.
Magic Ninja: "Yo man all these bitches be wantin and rubbin all up on me."

Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"

Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick
Magic dick by Magical Ninja March 8, 2008
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Magic dick 

A dick who sees a magic trick at an angle, so he sees what is happening. Then the dick thinks that he is smart, so he tells everyone how it is done and ruins the fun.
Boy: Chris thinks he's so smart because he saw the magic trick from behind.

Girl: What a magic dick!
Magic dick by holymoosebomb December 15, 2008

magic dick ruler 

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.
Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
magic dick ruler by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

Dick Magic 

Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.
Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.
Dick Magic by Peepnis August 7, 2019

Magic voodoo dick

When a guy you only want to hook up with hits it so good and right the first night you end up liking him even if you don't wanna. That's the magic voodoo dick.
Girl. Remember that guy I was just gonna hook up with for fun? Well he must have that Magic voodoo dick because I caught feelings.

If you dick her down just right with that magic voodoo dick she'll like you even if she dont wanna.
Magic voodoo dick by Ms.Ten April 18, 2018

Dick Magic 

When a girl says one minute she's not giving it up so you put the charm and then the next min she's ready to go .
Girl, i was so pissed at him, I told him no sex this weekend, but buy sunday morning he had me wanting it so bad I gave it up. He must of used the dick magic on me.
Dick Magic by Hotpoketz November 12, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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